Friday 9/9/11

Sailing on Drifter. Beneteau 34.

Journey down to Waymuff slow after junction 25 approximate 2.5 hours. No prob. with the marina. Boat in great condition. N & M stuck on M5 arrive 4pm. Stayed on board for drinks till 7pm then showered.

Dean (He was going to be the third crew member) until his wife was suddenly taken seriously ill with a brain tumor) The latest news is positive as the brain tumor was removed successfully.

Weather overcast but warm.

Replaced toilet pump and took pics of loose fitting companion steps. These pics being sent to Ancaster to prompt repairs.

Discussed my failed libido. Nige will commit suicide when his goes! My hormone tablets working well! Feel good but beginning to favour pink!

Beer on boat then into Weymouth Yacht Club, v nice. Walk into Old Town over bridge. Waymuff is very attractive. Good pubs and restaurants. Good meal lively pub. Found place to watch England v Argentina game in the morning. Watched Karaoke in another pub. Concluded that high heels make dumpy girls look sexier.

Back to boat for coffee. Companion way steps collapse onto Mikes back and I pull fridge fitting off in the chaos. Mikes weight not to blame.We are trapped below with Nigel stuck topside. Finally detached steps from pistons. Niges lateral thinking!
Tried various ways of holding steps in position finally tied to engine.

Mike finds Biggars sex toys! Mike fails to open Leatherman....

Bed 1200. Mike snoring and drunks wake me up!!!

0530
Three pisses in the night, Prostrate Tango!

Saturday
0700

Mike up and coughing. Quick shower then cook breakfast. Weather overcast forecast rain and more rain, still warm. Nigel puts his pinnie on and does housekeeping.

Walk into town to find rugby pub via chandlers for sailing shoes. Pub is The Duke. 20 min. Into game ref awarded 6 penalties to Argentina. 45 min in, yellow card. Nige texting Drifter repairers implying serious injuries to Mickey and they have real problems as he will claim compensation.

Mike contemplates having an intimate part of him pierced!

England somehow manage to win!. Me back to boat make chicken sandwich's then we walk into town via chandlers ( I still wanted shoes ) No buses to Portland Bill so go back and get car. Visited Olympic Site, lot to do by July 2012. Drive to Portland Bill. Have 99er then back for zzz

Moules n Frits beckons tonight.
Mickey slow waking up, and is very scratchy and short tempered. Nigel embarrassed about his loud outspoken comments on other boat occupants, generally of a sexual nature. He explains him afterwards as a special needs person that he,Nigel fosters.

Drinks on deck then met Bernie a v old ocean racer who was struggling to get on his boat with shopping. His boat is a heavy motor sailer, Dutch built with teak fittings in 1976. Called "Kerensa".

Bet he could tell a story.

Had to change my sweater before going out as the boys criticised my sense of coordination.
Mickey going to have a face lift, he is moving everything up. He will look like a boiled egg.

He's also going to dip his head in a nibbling fish tank?
1600 in town in pursuit of Moules n Frites.

Moules big disappointment. Sent them back......v salty, cold n just chips!!!!! Bars a lot quieter tonight seems that Friday night is the big night.

Down to sea front, bought bread n toms for tomorrow.Watched heavy weather just miss us. Mild, sat outside. Watched girls go by.

Nig justifying his sex activities and questioning whether they are kinky! I listen with open mouthed envy. Back to boat wind ramping up. Small whiskey and coffee, no cheese, again!!!

Bed, woke once for a pee.

Sunday 0630 Mike? up I think. 0730 Mike has been in town, dodging the kids coming from the clubs, to get a newspaper. I get breakfast Nigel cleans the boat and Mike cleans the Galley. They tell me it were a dark and stormy night! Didn't hear a thing.

0900 Leave for home. 2 hour drive.